My family never fights on my birthday... but that's the problem - I specifically ask for them to fight as a present for me!

Well, that certainly escalated quickly. Also, Dave's the new style is an awesome.

Thanks. I designed it based on the sort of thing I'd wear. In fact, I'm even wearing a stripy, short-sleeved t-shirt and a pair of shorts right now!

Who would've thought a birthday could escalate into world war so quickly! And I have to agree, Dave's new style is pretty nice.

It's not literally a war if only two people are involved!